Is it Cristiano Ronaldo....nooo wait...It is PUMBA....

On my early morning walk, a couple of days ago, I chanced upon a local team playing football, or soccer if you want to call it. So what is so special about it you might ask?
Nothing special, I guess, except that coming from a country obsessed with cricket, watching football early in the morning can be a refreshing change.
So here are a bunch of guys playing football with the Sun breaking out between the trees and a cool morning breeze. Now that is a sight to watch! All that running, speed, the team work!! Awesome!!
That’s when I notice a few of them are playing with their shirts off, no wonder there is a gaggle of girls on the periphery, J J. I walk towards them for a closer look. Hmmm, nice, all that muscle moving around, with the wind in their hair, intense looks….they look like wild animals. Just like those cheetahs or panthers running in slow motion on National Geographic.

Nooooooo, wait, it actually looks like Pumba running in slow motion. Dammit, I need to wear my glasses for this. Oh boy, it is PUMBA, running in slow motion, you know Pumba, the warthog from Lion King.
Oh look, there is little Porky Pig as well…huffing and puffing away…
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, damn, all those muscles (by the way, by definition the stomach is a muscle too) running ahead of the ball…..ha ha ha…. …ROFL…
Picture this, a strong pair of legs running like the wind behind a ball…no, no, make that the beer belly. So the legs are following the belly, which is following the ball…No wonder the women are laughing hysterically!!!
No Cristiano Ronaldo here for sure, sigh sigh!!